Alon

Tryhard

Look at Alon, he is doing flag to impress all of the boys

by nezorf August 30, 2021

ALON

A Lot of Nothing!
This phrase describes something many people do—getting involved in numerous activities that neither improve their own lives nor the lives of others. They’re busy doing a lot of nothing!

As Tony Robbins says, "A lot of people major in minor things!" I say a lot of people are busy Aloning

We call him Alon Musk! He’s always busy doing nothing!

by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com August 29, 2024

Alon

He is the nicest person you will ever meet in your life. This is the type of person you feel safe and understood with. Besides being incredibly nice he is really hot.

don't forget your glasses at Alon's he will never give them back to you :)

by Inathea November 21, 2021

Alon

Bitch nigga that’s always depressed and plays on the local football team for clout. Also dresses in beta male clothing like HM and Fashion nova

Yo wassup alon, how’s it going?
Not much just kinda sad

by Ron Johnson March 06, 2019

The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Alon Berger

Alon baloon choked on soap laid an egg and didnt manage to find thee

Alon berger did it again...

For christs sake!

by Hamor Gadol May 10, 2022

Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023