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allong

A bigfoot-like creature dwelling inside, at least 18 hours a day. Mainly timid, can be aggravated easily in the absence of L.A ice. Emerges into sunlight very rarely. Once risen from the comp-cave he can otherwise be heard being called ALLY or ALCO. May be found scrounging at computer swap meets. Caution: do not approach!
Boy: "Yeah man, sorry i couldnt make it, i think im just gunna do an allong tonight and stay in."
by Bigfoot Watch Club inc. January 17, 2009
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cock allower

The exact opposite of a cock blocker. One who doesn't mind you smashing on a girl that you wanna hit, let it be one of her friends, her best friend, a girl you just met, her sister or other family member, or just simply her. Absolutely the best type of female any nigga could fuck with.
i met a girl named sabrina and she brought her bff with her too her name sasha i wanted sabrina but she already had a bf so i started talking to sasha and she didn't give a damn about it even though sasha is her right hander and i asked her if i could eat it and sasha said ask sabrina and she said yea so i got her in the sack and started eating her out which soon led to fucking her... man sabrina is such a cock allower i love her so much... (as a friend of course)
by ogdajuiceman July 5, 2010
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Allory

One who supersedes the definition of crazy. To be cought in an incoherent rant. To express emotion before logic.
Tom Cruise went Allory while being interviewed by Oprah
by People of the republic March 29, 2012
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No Calculators Allowed

When students’ reliance on a scientific or graphing calculator prevents them from being fluent in performing certain basic operations, such as factorizing a function, finding the zeros of a cubic polynomial, and standardizing a normal distribution from the Statistical Tables—ritually pressing a set of keys often conceals their poor understanding or mastery of these routines.
If only math teachers and tutors would implement the “No Calculators Allowed” rule, students would be manually forced to learn the routine or tedious steps in getting the answer to some intermediate step of a problem.
by MathPlus October 31, 2021
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Da Allo

A bunch of guys who don't get action, and John.
Da Allo is a bunch of guys who don't get action, and John of course.
by Closer Adviser to the Band August 29, 2008
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Allowingpoet

Someone who believes he is a rhimming genius; however is more like an absurd turd. Also spends most of his time in the areas of New Orleans that have chicks with dicks aka "witches".
I like to make weird noises with my allowingpoet.
by Dreaded317 November 2, 2019
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alloffallon

A rebooting procedure whereby all systems are turned off then turned back on in order to restart the failed operation. A full system restart.
My computer crashed so I had to perform an alloffallon.
by Mulletron62 February 17, 2009
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