alier

A combination of a horse, a monkey and Kylie Jenner. It has the skinny body of a monkey and the inner mouth of a horse and the lips of Kylie Jenner. It has lips 4 inches big and a forehead 8 inches big. He is very aggressive as he attacks people through licks, bites and exposure to it's forehead.

Friend: Bro how did you get that scar?
Me: An Alier bit me

by toasty_boasty May 20, 2019

Why am I alive

When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends

Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend

by aestheticjl October 21, 2019

Cutest human alive

Cutest human alive

Summer Doherty is by far the cutest human with her adorable smile:) cutest human alive is someone super cute and friendly and makes everyone smile.

by Pupperdog55 October 14, 2019

Dead or Alive

1. A shitty fighting game series that certain gamers masturbate to.
2. The greatest band ever. If you disagree, then you are a fucktard.

I would lose my anal virginity twenty times in a row for Peter Burns' old doormat.

by KingTT May 29, 2003

The cutest person alive

The cutest person alive is a girl named Abby. I love her dearly and she is amazing. She’s beautiful and mucho cute

Abby is the cutest person alive ily bunny

by MiAmorEsTu October 23, 2018

Aliveation

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1. The duration of being alive.

"Everyone should respect old people since they have so many years of aliveation."

by smellslikecarrots February 21, 2012

So Alive

I don't know what color your eyes are, baby
But your hair is long and brown
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long
And you don't come from this town
My head is full of magic, baby
And I can't share this with you
The feel I'm on a cross again, lately
But there's nothing to do with you
I'm alive, huh, huh, so alive
I'm alive, huh, huh so alive
Your strut makes me crazy
Makes me see you more clearly
Oh, baby, now I can see you
Wish I could stop
Switch off the clock
Make it all happen for you

I'm alive, huh, huh, so alive
I'm alive, huh, huh so alive
I don't know what color your eyes are, baby
But your hair is long and brown
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long
And you don't come from this town
My head is full of magic, baby
And I can't share this with you
The feel I'm on top again, baby
That's got everything to do with you
I'm alive, huh, huh, so alive
I'm alive, huh, huh so alive
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Ooh
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Ooh
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Ooh
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Ooh
Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo
Ooh

by Death Menace October 4, 2022