Alfie

A small nerd who sits at home and has to go home early times

Hey guys have u seen Alfie

Friends: Nah he has his bedtime

by Alfie hillsden June 12, 2022

Alfie

alfie is a chimp who probably sucks at dancing but does it anyways

omg alfie help me with my english

by ILOVEGEORGETHEMONKEY November 7, 2021

Alfie

A fat nonce with a fat hairy mole

Alfie is a nonce

by Adi12e November 24, 2021

alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018

Alfie

Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.

“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Alfie Goddard

He is very hot and is way more handsome than kate fr and he is fit and cool and sexy and cool and has big willy

Alfie Goddard has big willy kate is so lucky

by Sexyhotfitalfiefr November 9, 2022

Alfie

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.

That dog in Portmarnock is a right Alfie

by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022