Alcohlimia

One who makes themselves puke after consuming large amounts of alcohol to prevent hangover, or in some cases to rid themselves of the extra calories.

He's an Alcohlimic.

She has Alcohlimia.

by Samgal October 22, 2008

Alcohoeism

The promiscuous side-effect of over-indulgence of alcohol among underaged girls and bar-flies.

The leading cause of underaged pregnancy has been attributed to alcohoeism?
Alcohoeism is responsible for most cases of coyote ugly syndrome

by Philgrae January 16, 2009

Alcohol Civilization Theory

The underground future of DUI criminals. As their numbers grow their will be a new political and judical future where MADD members are burnt at the stake.

After his jail term, George had no choice but to test the Alcohol Civilization Theory and live on the streets, his home, his car and his job were all taken from him. Alcohlism is the only disease attempted to be curable by incarceration.

by Eojbob December 18, 2005

Albondiga

A person that is so fat that they are round and have no neck nor feet.

Victor is a albondiga!

by nostyle October 20, 2008

alcohol

A drink that makes you puke, tastes like shit, makes you forget things, can cause severe family/health problems, and yet, people still pay money for it.

" Hey let's go get some alcohol tonight so we can have an awesome time while we puke and get laid by someone who youd forget about the next day."

by kfs27 April 6, 2010

alcohol whore

somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.

they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.

anything within reason, of course.

Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right.

'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'

by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

alcohol virgin

Someone who is a virgin to alcohol - someone who hasn't tried alcohol before or been drunk.

Parol: Hey Seth, do you wanna go clubbing with us and get waaaaaaaasted?
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE

by Inivikan August 17, 2014