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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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Te mueves tú, se mueven todos

A really queer song about drinking diabetes juice made by Coca Cola corporation, targeting vulnerable Mexicans and Latinos
Extremely Gay Twink: Te mueves tú, se mueven todos

Me: Fruity!!!!!!
by Accidental Arsonist March 20, 2023
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.9.Yo Te Lo Digo Para Tu Hacer Nada.9.

.9.Yo Te Lo Digo Para Tu Hacer Nada.9.
.9.Yo Te Lo Digo Para Tu Hacer Nada.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025
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va te faire cuire le cul

a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)
et bien puisque ça ne te convient toujours pas va te faire cuire le cul ...
by poppadoom September 7, 2023
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Te pasaste

It can be used in two ways: good or bad. This phrase is used when you do something really good or something really bad.
"Mamá, choqué el auto"
"¡Te pasaste! ¿Cómo erí tan irresponsable?"

"Saqué puntaje nacional en la PSU"
"¡Te pasaste!¡Erí seco!"
by Jorge González July 19, 2018
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te madre gay

die te madre gay ur mom asfaltsvagn EMIL SEHLEEEEEN kingåassså biffen tar dedejeihvkihkfuaea
by betting by sehlen March 15, 2018
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Silovacu te

Wife: I bought myself a new bag!
Husband: Silovacu te!
by mrtav.Beton>Kanta_za-kurac January 5, 2024
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