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Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.
by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023
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Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022
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Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected
Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult
by YankeePankee October 25, 2020
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Adult Swim

The thing keeping Cartoon Network from turning into Teen Titans Go! Network. The only problem with it is how much they play Rick and Morty.
Aw god, I have seen every single episode of Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and Cartoon Network keeps shoving TTG! up my ass. Hopefully AT&T will be a better parent than Time Warner.
by You want a cookie? June 17, 2018
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Pre adult

They are people ages 10-20.
Bartender : you are 18 you can't drink.
Girl : no I'm a pre adult.
by 459395 January 25, 2022
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advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.
"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019
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adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.
"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."
by Mortechant March 7, 2015
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