Someone who lives life with the view that magic might be around every counter. They never know what’s going to happen, they don’t plan for anything happening but they know what ever happens will be magical. They do little things everyday to make the world a better place. From flicking a smile in the street to putting a bit of extra love into making a stranger coffee.
Dressed in a cape and wielding a spatula, Ben took pug dogg'n to new heights as he attempted to conquer the culinary world, one giant pancake at a time.
by Doggy Dog Father April 8, 2024

He wants admun but Pleblo won't giv him it. RIP admun 1 liek a day and maybe in the next 3 decades pug might have admun somdaey.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Look at ze golden pug still a supermod. Get a lief, get admun.
by Bad shit October 12, 2017

by epic waffle December 18, 2013

Euphemism. ...to make sexual advances towards a lady that owns said breed of dog
"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "
"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "
"Alrighty then......"
"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "
"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "
"Alrighty then......"
Fuss your pugs......a euphemism
"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "
"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "
by Big Kev Dial December 30, 2018

"son i can't let you date her because shes a pug bitch."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."
by asslikethatdontfitinjeans September 3, 2014

Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.
The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.
Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?
by PCPuss June 30, 2009
