Ono leech

Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.

"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"

by powderdrain December 29, 2009

Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.

Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."

by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019

Leech

To benefit off of others without giving anything back in repayment

I don't have wifi in my house but it's ok, I leech off of the neighbors.

Man. Jessica is such a leech. She only comes over to use my wifi and eat my snacks.

by Prodigy20 April 7, 2016

Leech

A larche ginger lass that attempts to cling onto its ex and his mates on a night out.

“Waaah, did you see the big lass last night? Clinging on to the me like a cobweb in hair, what a fuckn leech’

by CumbrianMotter December 2, 2023

Leche Leech

A person who drinks milk

“She’s a leche leech

by Fawzi June 7, 2021

turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!

"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"

by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003

geek leech

whenever you're offered drugs by somebody who is already high on said drug.

Never geek leech when a tuned geeker approaches you with Lean

by wonkset November 2, 2021