Joey

A perverted, autistic low-life with minimal friends, but the ones he has are awesome. He loves to talk online with people, but doesn't get out much. A strange person but once you get to know him, he is an amazing friend.
I feel autistic..
We might as well change my name to Joey.
by therealMango1 May 06, 2018
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The anus opening. Better known as the asshole. Someone who is an ass to others.
Joey is an anus opening. Joey is an asshole.
by 48_itsme February 08, 2015
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Joey is a tall, hot, nice guy whom every body seems to want to lick his face off Because of his awesomely sexy skin. He is sweet and kind and all ways goes out of his way to see others that hs cares about and is loved by everyone even me
by jntu February 07, 2015
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"Hey Joey! Hand me that fu*kin' wrench!"
by bgfolio November 30, 2006
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joey

noun-
Slang for an extremely inexperienced skier riding in an unusual way most likely in a wide criss-cross pattern taking up most of the trail; usually of young age yet there have been sightings of older joeys.

Also look up: joey bumps; joey twist; joey hill.
I was just up on Black Bear.

Yeah? How was it?

Well, if it weren't for some joeys it would have been nice.
by Kevin O'Such January 31, 2008
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a douche bag - loud mouth - bullshiter - doesn't understand english that well, or he just cannot use the language properly - no one likes them - and they have a big personality to make up for his tiny penis.
"you know who sucks, that joey kid"
by Legenday February 10, 2010
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A retarded skiier that's usually a tourist, and even more often a kid under 9 years old. They have a Joey Gap, Joey Tuck, and a Joey Wobble. They also seem to love to ruin jumps...
Guy 1 on a chairlift: Dude look at that bad skiier

Guy 2 on the same chairlift: Wow what a joey!
by pintsizeslash3r January 22, 2010
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