by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021
Get the Stuffed Crustmug. by Kewgs August 17, 2016
Get the Crust Halomug. by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010
Get the CAPTAIN'S CRUSTmug. a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Pie crustmug. by crusterizer April 5, 2013
Get the air crustingmug. The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
by shizniz September 27, 2014
Get the shizam crustmug. when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust
“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”
“ay you’re on some different shit blud”
“ay you’re on some different shit blud”
by KINGNUTSACK December 12, 2019
Get the chicken crustmug.