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Crispy Nibblers

When you rub your balls hard in order ejaculate/bust
Person #1: hey did you hear Sarah gave Jordan crispy nibblers?
Person #2: yeah, I heard he busted all over her!
by Ysect May 10, 2019
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Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020
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A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018
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Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022
mugGet the Crispy Cabbagemug.

Ain't Crispy

Not Lit
From what I can see, it ain't crispy.
by Innerwoo August 5, 2016
mugGet the Ain't Crispymug.

crispy savage

Aye bro you roasted him you crispy savage .
by To much savagery May 8, 2016
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