Crispy Nibblers

When you rub your balls hard in order ejaculate/bust

Person #1: hey did you hear Sarah gave Jordan crispy nibblers?
Person #2: yeah, I heard he busted all over her!

by Ysect May 10, 2019

crispy sauce

God tier freshness.

How do you like the haircut?

So crispy sauce.

by Heufsch April 4, 2022

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

Ain't Crispy

Not Lit

From what I can see, it ain't crispy.

by Innerwoo August 5, 2016

crispy savage

Fresh ,clean ,real /savage

Aye bro you roasted him you crispy savage .

by To much savagery May 8, 2016