crispy sauce

God tier freshness.

How do you like the haircut?

So crispy sauce.

by Heufsch April 4, 2022

crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"

Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.

by SStec November 18, 2019

jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone

cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"

by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017

crispy rice

Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.

I want to eat some crispy rice!

by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017

Crispy face

The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.

I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face

by mouthstrippers June 7, 2011

Crispy Nibblers

When you rub your balls hard in order ejaculate/bust

Person #1: hey did you hear Sarah gave Jordan crispy nibblers?
Person #2: yeah, I heard he busted all over her!

by Ysect May 10, 2019

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022