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Beau

An extremely short person who will 97% of the time, stay at 4' 8 feet tall or under for the entirety of their lives
Beau: I will nevver be a tall person like you.
Friend 1: Don't worry, you'll become the tallest in the group one day!
Friend 2: No you wont, it's scientifically proven that there is only a 3% chance you will be taller than 4' 8. And those chances are not in your favour.
Beau: Oh... *enters depressive stages*
by Monkeyboy7966 February 9, 2022
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beau is very cocky and will usually have a very gross pedophile moustache that repeals women
"ew look its beau"
"i hate beau, lets kill him"
by supergnxg123 August 10, 2018
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Beau

A person who takes over bases, steals resources…. Pickle
Have you seen her? She’s been a right Beau
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ex. Beau is a fucking retard
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Dirty Beau

When the home skittlie gather together to prepare for a Pamela Reif workout
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Beau is definitely one of a kind.
Not only is his cory huge but he knows how to use it.
From his boyish good looks to his ability in bed, he will have you frothing at the gash, no question.
He gon get this work.
That Beau guy is gonna get all the hoes
Cor look at the size of beau’s Cory
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At first beau is an amazing person and will make you feel like a princess he will buy you things and will spoil you until he finds someone better than you and when he realises that he should never have left you he comes running back but because of his amazing eyes and big smile you 9/10 will always fall for him. He’s like a period he’s here for 1 week gone for a month and repeats for as long as you can thing of. He will never want anything serious he always jokes and is always sarcastic never serious.
Is that beau…? YESSSSS he’s so cuteeee!

Hunny don’t let his looks fool you he will hurt you 100%.
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