safety joe

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.
by maximus January 27, 2005
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auto-safety

When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard
Sex with me is auto-safety.
by Andy K April 07, 2004
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Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.
CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.
by armytim114 December 27, 2013
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Safety Sack

That little bag of bud that you tuck away when you're really high, after a long day of skunk smuggling...
Stoner 1: Dude, it's been so dry lately.
Stoner 2: It's chillin' man. I found my Safety Sack today.
Stoner 1: Toke Strong!
by DrDrewl Phd January 07, 2010
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Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.
Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.
by GarrettProxima July 12, 2012
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safety brake

An act in which you or a group of people take a brake from their daily routine and smoke some marijuana.
"Hey, Charlie! Let's go take a safety brake."
by Sarah Mendelson May 14, 2008
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