john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

neo parker

the 2nd whitest black man i know

neo parker like jon taylor

by rocco dauti October 30, 2021

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

To Parker down

A slang term to use your influence to pressure the local community to discount or give you something.

I’m going to parker down the local shop and see if they won’t charge me sales tax.

by Rs57 March 13, 2023

parker anne

An amazing wonderful girl, with great humor. The best most wonderful girl you will meet. She is pretty and will be the greatest girlfriend ever. She is loving and caring.

Wow, Parker Anne is my girlfriend. I can’t belive it!!!

by Yup.com May 1, 2018

Charlie Parker

A person who is super sexy. They tend to have large egg-shaped heads and they smell like vinegar. They also have slight autism and an MPD.

Your head is so big you might be a Charlie Parker.

by JasonDRagon772 March 20, 2021

william parker

lanky piece of poo

dont be a william parker

by notafruitydon February 10, 2020