chemistry major

Some pussy ass limp dick tucking bastard who can’t take a joke

Yeah that chemistry major sure does like wasting toe nails.

by Lt.star April 12, 2020

Major LOL

A word used when something is extremly funny,, or when someone does something stupid...

Girl: "I ripped my trousers today"
Friend: "Like, Major lol"

by Krishnaaa September 17, 2008

E Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of four sharps or flats.

E major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
E F# G# A B C# D# E

by Levi Morris June 25, 2006

major key

A term Dj Khaled uses on social media when he did something successful.

Just won an award! Major key to success🔑

Successful

by nad and katie January 27, 2016

theatre major

Major you pick when you want to party through college on your daddy's money. Legitimized by the fact that something like 0.01% of theatre majors might get a guest spot as a dead person on CSI.

Irma: why man do we 'doth bestride the narrow world as a...
Random guy: I said no ketchup on my burger! no ketchup!!
Irma: to be or not to be?
Random guy: d*** theatre majors.

by Anonymous9999 March 07, 2008

major key

Sick as f***

This song is MAJOR KEYYYYY

by Babyv29 January 03, 2016

major tom

major tom is a heroin addict

that guy is a major tom

by my parents November 10, 2006