minge job

like a blow job... but on a minge.

can also be used as a derogatory term for a given individual.

"would you lke a minge job?"

or

"Matt is such a fucking minge job, i hate him"

by QuimBags November 2, 2011

sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.

John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"

by natalien February 10, 2009

gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.

Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...

by Ajewman April 3, 2017

Gum Job

When a street whore with no teeth sucks your penis with her dentures out.

Hey sexy, how much for a gum job?

by bigchungus69420 August 14, 2021

Pete Job

When you get too spicy during a foot job that you miss and the penis goes in between the Big Toe and the toe beside it while yelling "THAT'S A SPICY PETE BALL!"

"My girlfriend tried to give me a Foot Job but it turned into a Pete Job"

by Purple Raccoon January 8, 2023

ramp job

A sudden, suspicious, and unexplained rise in stock market prices at the end of the trading day. Attributed by observers to market manipulation by large financial institutions.

In particular, a "ramp job" is suspected to be the work of the secretive "PPT" (Plunge Protection Team). Refers to an attempt to sustain artificially high prices in equities despite an overall bear-market trend.

Derisive term suggesting nefarious activity, related to other slang terms such as "whack job" (secretly arranged contract murder) and "hack job" (ineffective temporary solution to a problem).

"Look at that ramp job in the S&P chart at the close on Friday. The PPT is hitting hard, they really do not want this market to fall. Don't believe the hype."

by Ursus Minor June 3, 2009

Steeb Job

When the guy sucking you from behind has a nose so large that it pierces your asshole and hits your g spot.

I got a Steeb Job last night and it made me cum buckets.

by WiseBowel February 17, 2021