jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

Jason

One thicc cheesy boi

Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's

by Jasons boi October 31, 2018

Jason

A boy with dark brown eyes. A boy who deserves the world. A boy who admitted he hung out with the wrong crowd. A big brother but, a little brother. A boy who isn't as bad as everyone says he is. A boy with a sad backstory.

I miss the old version of Jason.

by your.old.friend.in.sorrow January 23, 2021

Jason

Jason can be a asshole at times but deep inside Jason is a loving person. Jason is an athletic boy with abs he loves football a lot. Jason is also a gylsist lots of girls like him but he likes only 3 and those girls will always be in his mind. If any girl gets him you will be a luck girl he’s the most loving boyfriend of them all and also trustworthy.

Jason the king

by Unique Mamés.x December 21, 2019

Jason

A heart warming person, almost all the time he knowledges other people feelings just by looking at their facial expressions. He likes to be in a quite place, he seems that being lonely is something that’s quite positive, he could be very weird at times but inside him he almost has a deeper reason inside everything he says, he always imagine and think of things or obstacles that he want to overcome, he is a kind hearted, delightful, boy.

Person 1: hey Jason’s acting all weird
Person 2: his name is Jason what do you expect
Person 1: I expect him to be better than you
Person 2: Obivously he is better than me

by Skeletonbomber March 23, 2019

Jason

Beta Cuck

Me: “What do you think of Jason?”
Friend: “Total beta cuck.”

by Obtuse Circle October 3, 2018