The slimiest, greasiest don
man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!
Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan
Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something
Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something
by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019

when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.
Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
by Clee torris September 6, 2022

1) Noun: the biggest bird.
2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.
2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.
by anonymous July 19, 2023

sexy hot ching chong bing bong. most fuckable asian out there. brendan is straight but all the boy and girls want him
grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D
brendan: i can shake your world grimace
brendan: but im not gay
Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad
brendan: i can shake your world grimace
brendan: but im not gay
Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad
by fortnitelover6969uwuonichan July 26, 2023

How your such a Brendan
by Mr O'Connell May 7, 2018
