January 1st

Well it’s New Years! Time for cozy cloths

Hey why are you wearing jeans?

What?

It’s January 1st!! Wear comfy cloths

by Niczee546 January 1, 2022

November 1st

The day everyone is upset because they have to start no nut November

Son: Mom its the start of no nut November
Mom: whats that
Son: I cant masturbate stating "November 1st"

by The Fact Machine November 1, 2019

Feb 1st

Ask out the person who obviously likes you but is too scared to say it. Give shy people some hope!

Hey Jaquaviontavious, its Feb 1st, so I was wondering if you would wanna go out some time?

by hiroSHIma1945 December 29, 2021

November 1st

National give your bae/crush a hug day

Person1: hey can I have a hug?
Person2: no why?
Person1: it’s November 1st

by Fsgsjxksnbzhzjsjs October 31, 2021

May 1st

The day that bad bleeps are born.
Yall may 1st babies are F*CKING AMAZING
yall are probably rich and successful aswell

Damn she’s born on may 1st? That’s so cool

by Alecccz February 15, 2021

November 1st

No it is not Christmas,

DO NOT post happy xmas on your Snapchat story's, Christmas will be on in another month so chill

Person 1. scrolling through Snapchat stories on November 1st.

Still Person 1. looking at people put up Xmas movies and songs saying happy Xmas.

Person 2. shaking my head, no its not Christmas it's in like a month Karen!

by Annomynous88 November 1, 2019

January 1st

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"

- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020