Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009

Burger Sweats

To sweat after ingesting a large burger or fast food. The perspiration derives from ground meat juices stressing on the heart.

After having In and Out I have a bad case of the burger sweats.

by burgersweater March 22, 2013

austin burger

a man who has troubles getting an erection. Also is known to be a flaming gay. Enjoys getting shafted from behind

Dude, I just got Austin Burgered and couldn't get laid.

by Austin Burger disease September 27, 2014

Jazz Burger

An overzealous individual, particularly in sales. Characterized by shady ethics and hair that has way too much gel in it.

That motherfucking jazz burger at the Verizon store sold me a piece of shit phone.

by Bender04 December 18, 2013

burgers on the grill

a sex term meaning the man fingers your asshole and puts his balls in your vagina .

last night I gave her burgers on the grill

by losbfjk123 March 27, 2015

Gloriyah Burger

The Newscaster for the no. 1 news source on YouTube and on the internet, Pew News.

Gloriyah Burger was wearing a nice top yesterday.

by yomguy June 1, 2018