Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

what a shitter

A phrase used to express an extremely dissatisfying situation.

Friend 1: Dude, Vanessa wouldn't let me fuck last night
Friend 2: Oh man, what a shitter

by MistaDudeMan April 4, 2017

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

quivering like a shitting dog

The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking

Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017

popped in the shitter

Getting a penis, fingers, object, etc. put into ones anus.

That ho was so horny she got popped in the shitter.

by BillDerr July 24, 2017

ball busting shits

This type of Sh*t is one of many painful dumps, The pain from this dump is horrible. It feels as if you've got kicked in the tree and giggle berries. While Sh*tting.

"Oh...It feels as if I have the
ball busting shits, I gotta go really bad"

by Weeniehutjr98 August 23, 2017

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017