pillow fight boner

a weird boner that occurs during a pillowfight, can also occur when engaging in an aggressive non sexual activity.

the supor has a wicked pillow fight boner over that guy

by snaxct July 24, 2014

Reverse history boner

When you get a boner from looking at photos of your significant other from before you met them.

My girlfriend was showing me
pictures of her from high school and she was so hot I got a reverse history boner.

by pxd6 August 11, 2014

Main event boner

When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.

i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.

by imposter_edits June 30, 2019

joshing my boner

An irrelevant term used when frustrated

Dude you're totally joshing my boner

by Term Meister December 21, 2017

skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”

by Stakki April 22, 2018

elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

by Chaintokers February 19, 2017

Oliver and the Boner Clowns

a group of people on an acid trip in a forest

Mate its so fun to be doing the whole Oliver and the boner clowns, Why is it called Oliver?

because Oliver is an anagram for Lover and im loving this acid

by Zec12 March 1, 2017