Brown Bagging

Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.

Wanna help me out in Brown Bagging my teacher?

by Nukaworldsupreme October 6, 2008

chode bag

A chode to the fullest extreme. Usually used for people who drive like grandmas and hinder the progression to your destination, in coordination with the fact that you are running low on time.

(Flicking off the said driver) "Learn how to drive you fucking chode bag!"

by James4289 May 16, 2008

slu bag

a woman who dresses, acts, and is a slut; easily penetrated

Alex put her up against the wall and banged that dirty little slu bag

by pat falvey November 5, 2008

story bag

When dumbass tells a fucking horrible story, it is necessary for the people around dumbass to let dumbass know his story was fucking horrible. At least one of the listeners should put their arms in the shape of a circle to represent the "story bag"... a place where the fucking horrible story can go to die.

Dumbass: "so this one time we walked all the way to the gas station to get slushies but they were out of the fucking dr. pepper flavor so I bitched at the fucking manager and pissed him off."
Listener: *story bag*

by ShneedsDarButterFlineTodarro October 28, 2008

Bag season

This term refers to the time of year when it is usual for one to become bagged or depressed.

Person 1: hey man wanna play?

Person 2: sorry bro it’s bag season, i gotta go home and cry

by MarkeyMark69 February 26, 2019

Brownie Bag

Thats when a Browns quarterback gets sacked by a opposing team.

The Browns quarterback just got brownie bagged by the Steeler linebacker.

by JayBird36 July 29, 2006

facebook bagged

Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.

So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!

by jw9 September 10, 2009