pie cocksucker

pie who sucks cocks, often used in the middle east.

raf: bro stop sucking dicks, pie cocksucker
pie: I CANT!

by acethelegendarykiller May 4, 2021

Cherry pie

Cherry pie means eating bloody pussy.

Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.

Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?

Jace: A little undercooked.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021

Blame Pie

When there is enough blame to go around that everyone gets a slice.

Usually in instances of extreme wrong doing, whether intentional or unintentional.

Dude: What do you think of the Will Smith Oscars situation?
Dude 2: Man I think everyone involed is wrong, this is a perfectly baked blame pie.

Dude: Ah yes, everyone is getting a slice or two,

by Cult Of Odd April 14, 2022

Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021

Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

spaghetti pie

it's just lasagna

do you guys want spaghetti pie for dinner?

by uwuinator August 20, 2019