A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
Get the honorary gay straight friendmug. People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.
by peepahog June 9, 2022
Get the quirky straightmug. by trueman May 13, 2007
Get the straight boogiemug. it's just nandermo
straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."
by lesbianvampires May 31, 2022
Get the straight nandermomug. by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Straight Ayudeo, strauUuight ayuUudeo, straighT ayudeO<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When something is really good.
by Kingawesome3001 September 11, 2019
Get the Straight Macmug. SPOILERS FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE:
The song "Stronger than you" from Steven Universe S.1 EP.53. A song that Garnet sings whilst fighting Jasper on her ship after Ruby and Sapphire fuse, forming Garnet and revealing her to be a fusion.
Quick description of Jailbreak S.1 EP.53: "Following the Crystal Gems' defeat by Jasper, Steven wakes imprisoned in a cell with a black eye, blocked by an electric, yellow force field."
The song "Stronger than you" from Steven Universe S.1 EP.53. A song that Garnet sings whilst fighting Jasper on her ship after Ruby and Sapphire fuse, forming Garnet and revealing her to be a fusion.
Quick description of Jailbreak S.1 EP.53: "Following the Crystal Gems' defeat by Jasper, Steven wakes imprisoned in a cell with a black eye, blocked by an electric, yellow force field."
by raeydar_ April 20, 2022
Get the Straight Firemug.