If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018

While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
by Guustaine Scoaber January 4, 2024

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019

by worderinvienna March 1, 2015

Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024

by Mr. Nuguuyen December 28, 2007

by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024
