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not gana ride a hover board

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
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Chariot Ride

While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
"Last night I gave these coinjoined twins a Chariot Ride."
by Guustaine Scoaber January 4, 2024
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
mugGet the Saskatchewan RIDE Programmug.

mexican car ride

When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.
Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024
mugGet the mexican car ridemug.

ride trolley

"You bitches better ride trolley or I'll knock your teeth out."
by Mr. Nuguuyen December 28, 2007
mugGet the ride trolleymug.

Stinging your ride

A 90s term for you fucked your getaway driver
Damn, Max, you stinging your ride again?
by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024
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