That Green Nut 

Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.

"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."

That Green Nut by Thickicka September 3, 2018

my nut

A metaphor comparing ejaculation to something that brings you enjoyment.

"Yo dude, wanna come rascal tipping?"
"Hell yeah! That's my nut, man!"

my nut by rudc October 16, 2013

wing nut 

A rather irrational but loving person whose very being gives piece and purpose.

My wife is the wing nut that holds my life together.

wing nut by EDGE of America December 14, 2008

yes nut november 

When you realize no nut november is a fraud, so you nut ever day

hey guys, lets do the yes nut november

yes nut november by charik November 20, 2017

Honey Nut Cheerio 

When a man hooks up with another man's female and ejaculates on her and then tells her to leave.

I had Bob's wife come over last night for some Honey Nut Cheerios.

Honey Nut Cheerio by Shulkie January 10, 2013

bust a nut 

it where you nut in a girls ass

i beat the fuck out of my dick i bust a nut in my girls ass

bust a nut by your mum has the big gay November 19, 2018

Nipple Nut 

When a nipple, usually during puberty, becomes hard like a nut under the skin; a common misconception is mistaking hard nipples due to cold weather or arousal for the nipple nut, however there's a fine line between them.

as i went in for some bean dip, I was sickened at the touch of the nipple nut.

Nipple Nut by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009