Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 28, 2013
When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.
by Ojete April 27, 2014
Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.
Your mom is Ninja Sheriff Treemi.
by Alyssa December 05, 2004
when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people
Dan-“I hate ninja games”
by Brown beanz September 01, 2021
by Swqsqwdws September 28, 2020
by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014