Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

Nut tipped

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.

The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.

by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022

nut ornament

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.

That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

Chin nuts

When your bro makes an statement or observation that is very obvious, you respond with; Chin Nuts!!
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.

Bro, did you get that text from Rob?
Yeah Bro, he’s one perverted dude!
Chin nuts!!

by Meat Pony July 2, 2021

deez nuts

a dick that girls lick

lick deez nuts

by ihatelife123 February 26, 2022

nut terror

A wet dream... but a nightmare

“Dude, I woke up screaming covered in a cold sweat and cum. I must have had a nut terror.”

by Xahnder March 5, 2019

Wilt Nuts

White girl who laughs at the thought of something dirty

any white girl who is crazy and laughs funny and may have Nuts "wilt nuts"

by a wilt friend January 1, 2012