by DiggazWiggaz2740 November 3, 2023
Get the Ninja Rizzmug. by cat-daddy June 9, 2025
Get the ninja creamimug. 1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
Get the ninjamug. when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
Get the ninja cloudingmug. by FireDasher June 12, 2021
Get the ninja-from-fortnitemug. noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
by PDGreen March 25, 2008
Get the techno-ninja-mommasmug. docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
Get the Ninja Dockermug.