Jake

A person who just loves heroin

“Oh! There’s a needle.” “I bet jake would love that”

by Harvey Neill March 8, 2022

Jake Stuff

I wanted to leave work early so I did

I had some Jake Stuff come up so I had to dip.

by JakeStuff June 6, 2023

Jake

He is a smart guy with dark curly hair and green eyes they are nice and can be a little annoying when he talks. he will always have his hand up in class and will be the first to answer.

Look who it is, Jake

by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020

Steak from Jake's arm

Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)

I want some Steak from Jake's arm!

by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022

Jake

A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.

Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?

by Zuleydi June 1, 2022

jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

by Jake January 17, 2020

Jake

A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.

A little boy was startled after seeing a wild Jake on the rooftop

by gay baby hero July 24, 2020