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it’s so christian

When it actually means it’s so gay that you put Christianfor the irony.
Did you read that manga I sent you?”
“Yea....it’s so Christian...and fruity.”
it’s so christian by TheMRaz January 30, 2018

Drive-Thru Christian 

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
Drive-Thru Christian by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018

Temple Baptist christian school 

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?

The Serious Christian

One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!
Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"

Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"

Pull a Christian 

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.
OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!
Pull a Christian by OBTwice April 8, 2019

Bore Again Christian 

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.
How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.