Blairs Boner Game

In the middle of a party a random girl screams "BLAIRS BONER GAME!" And than the girls check of any guys have a boner and if they do the girl has to suck his dick
"I lost my virginity because of Blairs boner game! It was so fun."
by BlairsBonerGameOwner January 31, 2016
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elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.
no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.
by Chaintokers February 20, 2017
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 24, 2018
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Main event boner

When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.
i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.
by imposter_edits June 30, 2019
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Reverse history boner

When you get a boner from looking at photos of your significant other from before you met them.
My girlfriend was showing me
pictures of her from high school and she was so hot I got a reverse history boner.
by pxd6 August 10, 2014
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Oliver and the Boner Clowns

a group of people on an acid trip in a forest
Mate its so fun to be doing the whole Oliver and the boner clowns, Why is it called Oliver?

because Oliver is an anagram for Lover and im loving this acid
by Zec12 March 01, 2017
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skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class
“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner
by Stakki December 27, 2017
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