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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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beat ripper

Someone who uses an already existing beat. Typically an independent artist without money to pay for a beat or just someone who likes the instrumental
Did you hear about another beat ripper that free styled on this?”
by Squid Prime December 22, 2024
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Bad Beat

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.
Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.
by Askking.com January 12, 2025
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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Fuck a beat

An example to use fuck a beat in a sentence pertaining to a certain situation would be something like a friend suggesting a wild idea
Wanna go to the cemetery and summon demons?” And your response would then be the phrase “fuck a beat” which ultimately means shittt I meannn why not? Fuck a beat!!
by The OG Pimp July 15, 2025
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Nothing beats a Jet2holiday

random aviation meme where people get a plane crashing or whatever and put the audio nothing beats a jet2holiday
Nothing beats a Jet2holiday! and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!
by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025
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