Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.

I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.

by Word finder January 2, 2014

Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

Ride the Jellybean

When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.

Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.

by Straight Up Ums June 6, 2020

Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads

Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?

by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020

suburban ride

80 miles an hour down the road blaring Timmy trumpet with 4 men hanging outside the car.

We just went on a suburban ride and almost lost Brad.

by Miznah May 4, 2018

spit ride

while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.

as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride

by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016