Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

by Nick D May 14, 2004

Homo-Goody two shoes

A person (a closeted homosexual) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. he/She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in its virginity and practice of abstinence. He/She is definitely a God-fearing homosexual or lesbian who cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course He/she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy or girl (respectively) beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Eduardo Verastegui (previous Ricky Martin's love) is a Homo-Goody two shoes"

He acts so much like a nun, he's a Homo-Goody two shoes

OMG Jennifer is such a homo-goody two shoes

by account_user January 9, 2009

I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

by smartman418 November 9, 2011

Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass

A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.

That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up

by Mark Rialto September 18, 2005

Two guys naked in a hot tub

Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.

Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub

by Insert Page Down June 25, 2009