Chris

Chris is a finesse god

"boonk gang whole lotta gang shit" "Chris can finesse anyone"

by feni god August 08, 2017

chris

a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do

chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"

by humongousballs April 23, 2022

Chris

A badass Fortnite goat with big peen and all the girls he wants.

Hey that’s Chris step back.

by Chris lover 773 March 29, 2020

Chris

No one likes Chris especially a Chris with the last name ball

That kid Chris balls a pussy

by Pusseater99 January 30, 2019

Chris

chris is your average guy he has blonde hair and green eyes chris is very smart he likes to hang out with his "friends" chris is very silent and he doesn't like it when he's beaten in chess chris wishes to one day change his name.

opponent:looks like i won again
chris:pure luck lets rematch

by The Great Definer69 666 November 11, 2020

Chris

A loving caring guy who is always up for an adventure. A Chris is the best kind of friend and an even better boyfriend. A Chris is always there to listen to your problems when you have a bad day. A Chris will go see a long boring musical with you just to hang out. In other words he is a very good looking dude with a funny attitude that you just cant help but to fall in love in love with.

Girl- Wait.. shes with a Chris!!! How lucky is she...

by Mr. Chairwasalreadytaken February 18, 2016

Chris

A guy who loves feet.

Girl one: I’m going to take my shoes off my feet hurt

Girl two: wait don’t! Chris is coming

by Makncheeeeeesee June 10, 2021