ghost invite

inviting someone to an event without the intention of them showing up.

I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.

by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022

ghosting

when you get so sick of someones consistent bull shit that you choose to stop insulting your own intelligence further by communicating with them and simply walk away without a word.

That Mario is such a lying street punk i can no longer stand speaking or being around him ; I'm ghosting his ass-- see ya.

by Doc dave July 31, 2018

The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

ghost dildo

when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 4, 2022

Professional Ghosting

1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.

2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.

Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"

Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."

by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019

ghost lantern

A cancerous-ass weapon that every noob uses

Nub: Hey u using ghost lantern?
Me: No
Nub: Why?

Me: Cuz I ain't retarded

by CG_Kozispoon December 10, 2017

Ghost caelum day

The ghost caelum day is on the 29th of every month where ghost caelum comes to haunt you.

Person1: it's the national day of ghost caelum

Person2:what's ghost caelum day?
Person1:you don't know what a ghost caelum day is.. I'm disappointed in you

by GhostCaelum November 29, 2021