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When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich
by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021
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skin and bones

A saying used to describe someone that severely lacks any muscle or fat.
eat some fucking food niko you’re all skin and bones
by Soomst July 13, 2018
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Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.
"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "
by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016
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Boned

Me at 7am: hey Siri set a sleep alarm for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am
by andy653 February 12, 2022
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Ebony-bone

This term is a play on the infamous terms, 'red-bone' and 'yellow-bone', but for dark-skinned chicks who are considered to be an 'Exotical';

They usually have red or golden undertones to their dark skin.
"Did you see that pretty Ebony-bone?!"

Ebony-bones are sexy af!

She is so fine!
by Aamich March 18, 2024
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Mind Bone

A phrase derived from the English saying "mind-blown" entailing that the speaker discovered something shocking and popular slang "boner," meaning a male erection in the genetalia. This fusion essentially entails that the speaker whom expresses it is having a blast of knowledge that rapidly expands their knowledge in a sexual manner.
Dude, I didn't know that! I just got a serious mind bone.
by Fuehbdici jdbsgc October 29, 2017
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boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
by RiddleRider January 24, 2020
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