Tea

One of those depressed people, but also really funny and hella good friend. Also that skinny bitch who looks like a fucking model. When she isnt happy dont mess with her because she will end your life, she also likes to spill the tea.

"Omg u look like a fucking model Tea"

by 2020 year of misery June 21, 2020

tea

bigbootynigga

oh my god you have such a tea!!

by yourfavnigga November 20, 2022

Ball Tea

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.

Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!

by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020

Tea

It's gossip

Here's the mother fuckin tea

by Soandydandy May 22, 2019

Tea Belly

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.

Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!

by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023

bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.

When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."

by cleverr_ratter-tatter-runner May 3, 2019

tea

In generally chavvy parts of England, some people refer to dinner as tea.

'When's tea?'
'When it's fucking done.'

by yodels loudly December 4, 2016