anal speed bag 

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

anal speed bag by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Ball Speedbag 

Getting your ass kicked, beaten, or destroyed in a manner that makes you give up. Especially in games.

Damn Andy, your ball speedbag got used by your girlfriend in that COD match.

Ball Speedbag by Choco Chocho October 3, 2017

Bathtub Speed 

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

Bathtub Speed by benisthelion October 18, 2017

stinky speedway

A channel of a human being not known for being properly cleansed. Could refer to a female love tunnel or a male marmite mine, both known for harbouring many a' phallus.

"Have you checked out that slags stinky speedway, it's a gem".

stinky speedway by Jacksjokes January 5, 2018

high-speed garbage 

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.

A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.

high-speed garbage by Spookars May 8, 2018

sanic speed 

- Going hell fast as sanic does (aka going faster than the speed of light)
- Extraordinarily fast.

Person1: Oh my god he is going at SANIC SPEED!1!!1!
Person2: Yeah, he's very fast.

sanic speed by TheSonicGoodFans August 12, 2018

Shop Speed Festival 

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.

I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?

Shop Speed Festival by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018