Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

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Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.

“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”

by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020

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The snake

Cutting your tongue into to parts so you can lick the ass and pussy at the same time

Dude I got the snake so I could like her ass and pussy at the same time

by Stonedbong February 1, 2020

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sheet snake

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

We were just laying, cuddling in the bed when all of the sudden I was bitten by a sheet snake! F

by E - n - M #Q20 April 1, 2020

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Snap snake

A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.

Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!

by Cocksuckingking May 20, 2020

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trouser snake

Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.

A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."

by BrochachoYT May 24, 2020

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