This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021
Get the Midtown “Straight”mug. by Teriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 11, 2022
Get the straightmug. Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023
Get the dire straightmug. Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017
Get the Experimental Straightmug. by The brick people October 25, 2020
Get the Straight yagermug. Term used to identify man who are attracted only to woman whom were born a woman. Some way of being recognized is with the flag Black and Orange ⬛️🟧
by Rick77 March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by Kildonon February 19, 2018
Get the straight to facemug.