Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her

Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.

by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024

Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.

Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island

Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.

by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024

homeboy salad

Another word for ejaculate or semen, can also be used to describe a group of degenerate friends

My mom’s gooch smells like homeboy salad

by Brokengps July 11, 2024

Sweep Salad

When you sweep someone in a series of 2k so badly, they are forced to eat a salad for the entire week.

Erlind hit Nic with the sweep salad after Erlind’s Knicks swept Nic’s warriors in 4 games.

by Slangleewang August 3, 2024

trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.

Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.

by Joy Rising August 11, 2024