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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
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The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple
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Does it look like i need your power

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power
(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"
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Power H

Sexual activity where the woman is the middle line in the H (from a cross view perspective)
We gave Lacy a power H last night.
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power cumming

A man jizzing in a young guys face and mouth, with the man:
-having a much larger dick than the young guy
-being much older than the young guy
-being much taller than the young guy
This is done with the man being completely naked and the young guy being fully clothed. It can be practised while the man stands and the young guy kneels down or the young guy laying on his back with the man riding on his chest. Also this act should be practised in silence - but moaning is permitted. In some cases the powercum ist initiated by the man peeing in the young guys face and mouth.
Werner was power cumming on his neighbours son while his wife was asleeep in their bedroom.
by The pcman December 7, 2019
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Gang-Powered

When you are over-powered by one or more person/animal
Jill just got absolutely gang-powered by a couple of mutant Tarantulas
by ironjaw83 January 11, 2014
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Plastic Power

"Fake power" as in people who control others through the use of technology such as advertising, and propaganda. Usually politicians use this to control mainstream media to implement false/wrong ideas before they are elected into office. "Real power" does not exist as everyone in todays world does not care enough to give a damn.
First used in Goriilaz' "Rhinestone Eyes" music video
"Companies use plastic power to persuade you to buy their products by making a commercial and making you feel like you need their product"
by Poweroff February 12, 2022
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