poop sneeze

When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.

(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)

P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"

by spidertots August 23, 2011

poop juicin

a person who takes care of themselves very poorly and shows it.

Hey brittany, that person over ther in the wrinkly shirt with the frizzy hair is SO poop juicing.

by Ashlodle September 11, 2007

Survivor Poop

When you go poop and wipe and stand up because you think you're done, but you realize you have one more poop left. You sit back down poop out one last turd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second turd is resting on first wipes TP like a raft, and he's trying to float away.

I just had a wicked survivor poop and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like Wilson!

by aspacelot September 10, 2010

Poop Troll

A lumpy, impish creature that watches you while you poop with its angry frown. Known to make quite akward, if eye contact is made, uncontrollable shitting will follow until contact is broken by the troll.

"Dude!! You were in there forever!!!"

"I know... the Poop Troll got me"

by Bigcitydawg March 22, 2010

Poop swapping

The act of two male partners performing anal sex to each other then proceeding to sword fight.

Those damn poop swappers made a mess all over my rug!

I was sick when I saw those fagots poop swapping in the locker room after the game. ... until I joined in.

by Diabetic Jr May 16, 2010

Snowman Poop

When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.

Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.

by Mommyofgirlandboy March 17, 2009

robot poop

When your poop comes out very easily, quickly, and cleanly; so clean you don't even have to wipe. Usually a surprisingly large amount. So efficient that you feel that you are part bionic. It is as if you are a robot and pressed the "eject" button on your waste receptacle.

terminator turd bionic butthole fast feces

-"Wow, that was fast. I thought you had to drop a deuce."

-"Yeah, it was a robot poop."

by I'm a robot May 27, 2012