McGill's Law of Relatives 

No matter whether the person knows it or not, they have a very attractive relative. This can be anything from a cousin, mother, uncle, and so forth.

Man, I just got back from the family reunion. McGill's Law of Relatives is going strong in my family!

McGill's Law of Relatives by xelA kebreT September 2, 2010

Hamid's Law

The law states that: "no matter how bad a movie is it will still be better than Basic"

John: "I went to see The Expendables" yesterday and it was terrible"

David: "Hamid's law applies. It's better than Basic!"

Hamid's Law by LuoTuo August 27, 2010

Zed's Law 

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

Zed's Law by sorta June 6, 2011

The Canada Law 

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.

"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."

The Canada Law by ultra June 6, 2012

Valmaine's Law 

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.

Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)

Valmaine's Law by TamaT543 December 13, 2012

Klug's Law 

Only one wearable computing device (e.g. Pebble watch, Google Glass, etc.) shall be allowed on an individual person to avoid notification blowup.

Man: I would totally get another smart watch, but I'm afraid of violating Klug's Law

Klug's Law by NiwaDaisuke July 15, 2013

Mike's Law 

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

Mike's Law by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013