The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

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😱:《¤》Asexual《¤》Hollow《¤》University 《¤》asexual《¤》hollow《¤》university《¤》Asexual《¤》Hollow《¤》University《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.

The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley

by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Quantum...ly Entangled Universes

No, honey. Not necessarily parallel but, like...

Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

University of Chicago Labschool

The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)

Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."

King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."

by fornire March 8, 2025

Sister Universes

OPE! OPE! THERE IT IS SABINE!

Hym "SISTER UNIVERSES SABINE! QUANTUMLY ENTANGLED SISTER UNIVERSES! That would explain the memories of the future Sabine! I don't know what that means for my perfect immortality but... ULTIMATE THEORY! ULTIMATE UNIVERSE THEORY!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025