IT pants

Pants (usually cargo pants) with a camo print.
I enlisted in the military, I'll be wearing IT pants there.
by IT fan June 22, 2022
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blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
by angel555 September 16, 2010
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pants potato

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!
by charquol November 18, 2009
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goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual
by zbob December 24, 2003
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my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up
i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!
by some stupid guy September 05, 2023
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Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.
"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"
by Greythame985 March 23, 2011
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